Destroy Roy

This movie — and the character of Roy Helmstadt —  is a work of fiction. 

Roy is not based on any particular person, place or incident.  It is especially not based on anyone we know. Because we love our kind, generous, talented, good-looking and very, very patient employers.

Swear to God.

(In case of immediate firings, the producers will be setting up the Newspaper Orphans Fund to support all participants terminated for stupidity)

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